Am I Semen

Are you a dirty girl?

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Female Body

Height (ft)

Height (in)

Average weight during relationship (lb) Age (years) Pregnancies during this relationship

Relationship

Years with partner How many times per week did you have sex / make whoopie?

Male Inputs

Age (years) Average weight during relationship (lb) How many times per week he ejaculates outside sex

Behavior Factors

Ejaculation inside (%) Condom use (%)

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This scientific calculator estimates how many times you had sex with someone, how much semen was retained over time, and what percentage of her estimated blood volume has been replaced.